Who Cut The Lift Cables?

11/03/11 -- Pretty it isn't, as nervous longs scramble for the exit doors pushing little old ladies out of the way and biting the heads off children. They told us the only way was up.

May London wheat down GBP4.50 just after 10am this morning, with May Paris wheat down EUR6.50 and May Paris rapeseed down EUR7.00, oh dear, oh dear. Get me my medication.

The pound has slipped below 1.60 against the dollar and 1.16 against the euro and even that doesn't seem to have helped. Nurse!