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Strangely, stay away from the Dil Indian Restaurant where they once served me up a lovely little raw chicken kebab starter doesn't get a mention. It was like a scene from Fawlty Towers. "Oh, did you want a cooked one?" Then there was the Chinese in Coventry where my brother went to Uni that got closed down when they found an Alsatian in the freezer.
The whole lot is topped off though by my old mate Slammer, who once picked up a dead cat whilst passing the local Indian takeaway. He calmly walked in the door and slammed it down on the counter and said "and that's the last one you're getting until you've paid for the others" and walked out, leaving a shop full of bemused customers behind him.