Tesco To Sell Double Glazing

As they apparently already sell viagra it's only a matter of time before the "ladies things" aisle is adorned with all sorts of other products conveniently located next to the batteries.
It won't be long presumably before the girls on the checkouts are offering "extras" as well? I've already been confused more than once when they've asked me "do you want a hand with your packing" or "a bag for life". I've already shaken off two bags for life I certainly don't want another one thank you.
Talking of which, MrsN#1 once said that she felt that we were growing apart, and should learn to "talk the same language more" to which I said "OK then, moooooooooo!"