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Posted by Nogger - a legend in his own mind at 11:35 | Categorized as

06/09/11 -- Today's problem comes from Stuart of Walthamstow, he writes:

Q: Dear Nogger, I work for British Unfairways in the complaints department and as you can imagine I'm always very busy. The abuse I have to take drives me close to tears sometimes as I trot out the company line "I think if you read the small print sir...etc." I don't know how much more I can take. My wife left me six months ago because of the shame my job brought upon us and now my beloved German Shepherd has just died and gets buried tomorrow. I'm at a really low ebb. What can I say at his funeral?

A: How about Auf wiedersehen, pet.