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Posted by Nogger - a legend in his own mind at 12:50 | Categorized as

30/11/11 -- Today's problem comes from Dirk who lives in Edinburgh:

Dear Nogger, I'm a primary school head teacher struggling to get by on twelve weeks holiday a year and GBP45k and my long-term partner, Quintin, is a handsome junior doctor forced to work with the sick and the elderly, some of whom smell. Surely a reasonable man like yourself can see the injustice of it all and why we have to strike today to make our little voices heard?

Well Dirk, **!!@:@@****!!!!!!~###@@@@@ you lazy @@@@!!@#####@### fruit cake ####!!!@@@@:@### with a baseball bat you @@@##!!'## hamster fettler.