I Might Be Red, But I'm Not Dead

10/11/11 -- Rumours sweeping Twitter that bloated ginger crooner Mick Hucknall is dead appear to have sadly been proven inaccurate, according to this report on Sky: Shame

The kid over the road is ginger. His Mum said to his Dad the other week "He may find it difficult settling in at big school, with his erm, you know, erm, slightly disadvantaged follicular discolouration. I think you should do something to help him prepare himself for what could be a difficult first few weeks."

So his Dad punched him in the mouth and stole his dinner money.

Harsh but fair I think you'll find.