The Idiots Guide To The G20 Summit

04/11/11 -- The G20 summit in Cannes is over. Here's the gist of it:

a) don't panic, we have a plan and everything is going to be alright.
b) details of the plan can't be revealed right now, but there is one for sure, don't you worry your pretty little head about that.
c) we may be in a position to give you some more details in February, but don't let that fool you into thinking that we haven't got a plan now, we have, we just need to get it typed up and the typist is away on maternity leave.
d) we all agree on all the things we all agreed on last time, so what's your problem? Everything has been alright since then, apart from the odd little hiccup, relax.
e) security, transparency, commitment, financial stability, reinvigoration of economic growth, creation of jobs. They all sound like a good things don't they? So we've written them down, quite close to the top of our plan actually.
f) Mexico are in charge from Dec 1st, that's good, it's sunny there.
g) that Argie woman is quite fit isn't she? Fernandez. She'll look good in a bikini in Acapulco. Does anyone know what room she's in?