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Posted by Nogger - a legend in his own mind at 15:02 | Categorized as

16/01/12 -- Today's problem comes from FWi in Surrey, he writes:

Q: Dear Nogger, Is there a need for a resurrection of Farmer Frank, our controversial agony uncle, in your considered opinion?

A: What have farmers got to fret about? They're all minted and therefore must have page 3 models throwing themselves at them on a daily basis even if they are pig ugly and possess the table manners of a warthog. Apart from the ones in long and happy relationships married to their sisters that is. And apart from the ones that are "overly fond" of their animals, but they don't see anything wrong in what they're doing so it's unlikely that they will get in touch either.