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Frack the 'desolate' North East, says Tory peer (who lives in the south)
At least they think he said Frack, but as he had six plums and a couple of silver spoons in his mouth at the time it was difficult to tell.
Desolate? He's obviously never been to Middlebrough, or Greggs-land to give it it's proper old English name.
I'm getting the word.......ponce!