Fed Up With The Falling Price Of Wheat?

Why not plant even more for next year! Better still, why not sell next year's production now, buy in your seed and fertiliser now (whilst stocks last) and lock in your losses from day one.

That way, you know where you are. No nasty surprises come next autumn, your year of toil in the fields and battle against the elements can be consolidated into one simple easily affordable month-by-month loss.

Sit back and relax, watch your initial outlay grow into one giant personal liability. Best of all there is absolutely no risk whatsoever!

"I used to spend all my time on the phone, trying to secure the best price for my wheat. Now I simply sell it at one huge straightforward upfront loss, and have nothing more to worry about." - Wayne Kerr, Co Durham.

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