Potash Billionaire Spanked
Russian potash billionaire Dmitry Rybolovlev, in the middle of an acrimonious divorce from estranged wife Elena Rybolovleva, has had his assets painfully unfrozen by a British Virgin Islands court.
Rybolovlev, estimated to be Russia's 15th richest man, has a substantial holding in potash mining companies Uralkali and Silvinit, his $325 million fortune includes a yacht and paintings by Gauguin and Picasso. And Mrs Rybolovleva quite fancies a share of the spoils apparently.
Still, it could be worse, he could have been married to Mrs Nogger#1, Christ she was a cruel woman. She only had one eye you know, the other one was glass. You could tell which was which of course, the glass one was the one with a glint of human kindness in it.
Rybolovlev, estimated to be Russia's 15th richest man, has a substantial holding in potash mining companies Uralkali and Silvinit, his $325 million fortune includes a yacht and paintings by Gauguin and Picasso. And Mrs Rybolovleva quite fancies a share of the spoils apparently.
Still, it could be worse, he could have been married to Mrs Nogger#1, Christ she was a cruel woman. She only had one eye you know, the other one was glass. You could tell which was which of course, the glass one was the one with a glint of human kindness in it.