CBOT Fri closing reports Nogger style

Soybeans climb on not a lot really, Christmas bonuses eyed

It's raining, its pouring, we're making millions, this market is going to go much higher yet, I can't believe my luck etc.

Corn climbs to new highs but hey lets push it MUCH more

"It was up again, whoopie!! I can't believe that we can push it much higher but, hey lets give it a go," said Bill Nelson Mandela.

"My missus wants a villa in Acapulco, and my mistress is very demanding" said Mike Zulu.

Wheat review: ends higher for absolutely no reason whatsover

"It's incredible, there was no reason for it to go up but it did," said Greg Wiggler