WARNING: Milk Chocolate Contains Milk

In yet another example of officialdom gone mad, Cadbury's are being forced to put a warning on their Dairy Milk chocolate bars that the product does, astonishingly, contain milk.

Cadbury's say that the warning is "in case people who are allergic to milk do not realise that there is milk in Cadbury Dairy Milk bars."

Sweet baby Jesus is all I've got to say on that.