Bloody Hell Stop Emailing And Twittering Me Will You

Haven't you got better things to do? It's only been up there five minutes ago and I'm already inundated with requests as to which large grain merchant is going to be bidding £200/tonne for barley whilst simultaneously offering wheat at fifty quid next week.

It's simple, just get some firm offers/bids in hand based on a premium over the futures market will you?

How could a mulit-million pound big bad grain merchant do such a thing to a little cottage industry like me? I'm so upset I probably will have to turn to drink. Again. The danger with that though is who knows what I will decide to put on there after I've had a few? Where did I put that Roger Mellie Profanisaurus again? And stop asking for clues Phil, but no, there's no F in it.