French Kissing

The dark old days of minimum 60,000 MT one port of loading are already a distant memory, as Egypt seek to assure France that their dalliance with Russia and Kazakhstan meant nothing to them.

"I love you I do girl, those other Black Sea tarts threw themselves at me. They knew I was famous and I'd had a few beers like, and it was like erm blown up out of like all proportion like. You're the one I really love. Go on darlin' give us one more chance like will yer. I'm beggin yer, I've only ever wanted your wheat," sobbed a distraught Nomani Nomani through the French letterbox.