Put Another Log On, Mother's Getting Cold

What about this uneducated, self-publicising, extremist loonie who's going to torch copies of the Koran on 9/11?

Doesn't he realise that it's idiots like him that encourage other uneducated, self-publicising, extremist loonies to fly aeroplanes into tall buildings?

By the looks of him on the telly last night it's his hard drive that he wants to be burning, and fairly sharpish too I'd suggest.

I wouldn't be at all surprised to find that although his mother probably died 30 years ago, she's still sat upright in her favourite chair in the lounge either.

I think a visit from the police might be in order.