Useful Little Scam If You're Quick

Easter is quite late next year, with Good Friday falling on April 22nd. Now we've all just been given a Brucie Bonus day off for the Royal Wedding (we aren't interested in it, but we'll take the holiday all the same), which falls conveniently just seven days later, quickly followed by guess what - that's right another day off on the Monday for May Day!
That gives us two four day weekends off in secession. First to their 2011 Nogprint year planners can swiftly bag April 26/27/28th off, thereby booking themselves eleven days unbroken me time for the price of three days leave. The boss is so stupid that he probably won't spot your neat little ruse until it's too late, so fill yer boots.