Ask Nogger

Posted by Nogger - a legend in his own mind at 23:16 | Categorized as

18/04/11 -- Today's problem comes via Twitter from Liffeswheat in Lincolnshire, he writes:

Q: Dear Nogger, I work for a very large Lincs-based grain merchant and therefore think I know everything, even though I haven't started shaving yet. Have you ever kissed a girl, and if so what is it like?

A: Well, as it happens I get asked this one a lot. It's very similar to when you used to kiss your housemaster at prep school sonny, except that girls don't usually have a moustache and corduroy trousers, unless you're in Middlesbrough of course. Next...