Record Profits For The People's Friend

19/04/11 -- Supermarket dictatorship and everybody's friend Tesco have today unveiled record GBP3.8 billion profits. Which is nice, isn't it? I make that GBP7,230 every second of every day 24/7 for a whole year. They would like to pass some of that down the line, they really would, but it wouldn't really be fair to the consumer in these difficult times would it? So they're just going to keep it instead. It's for the best.

Whilst the UK market is stagnant, growth came from spreading their wings further afield internationally, they said. Which funnily enough was how Hitler got going wasn't it?