There's No Such Thing As Bad Publicity They Say

The very idea! Surely nobody would want to create "a volatile market that often has no connection to real supply and demand, wreaking havoc on consumers in the UK and in poor nations." They clearly don't know what they're on about.
This is Britain after all. Misery and suffering isn't our game. We invented cricket, marmite, the guillotine (bet you didn't know that one - link), vertical take-off fighter jets and the bouncing bomb for Christ's sake.
Link here: Miss, Miss, the big boys did it