The New Citroen Burningo
The French government says vandals burned 30 percent more cars on New Year's Eve this year than during the holiday last year.
Burning cars on the last day of the year has become a tradition in rundown French suburbs.
The Interior Ministry said 1,147 cars were burned overnight, compared with 878 last year. It said the police had arrested 288 people during the night, up from 259 last year.
I hate those cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Why do all Frenchmen smell? So blind people can hate them more easily.
Things that really annoy me Part 2
The French.
News is just in of a short-sighted Frenchman surrendering to a statue of Toulouse Lautrec in Montmatre.
Did you know that we were once at war with the French for 116 years? They called it the Hundred Years' War for some reason, it must have been a typo. Anyway, the only reason it lasted so long was that we were enjoying beating them so much we decided to pan it out a bit.
Never ask the French for help. They wouldn't even help us get the Germans out of Paris.
